THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
Just makes me want to put a bullet through my skull, i really cannot be fucked doing this
This is a person dying under an MRI scan
some doctors don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and shoot their patients
Are you fucking kidding me, this is from the walking dead jackass
i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever
Dude, I don’t know if anybody told you, but we have this little thing called physics.
I had to reblog this again…
my dick will navigate into ur ass
ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever
i get like 10 hellos a day because of this post
No one ever messages me. 😒
I got seven hellos & hi’s the last time i reblogged this
So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.